Cole, Vanessa and the comic’s comic Andy Kindler (“Last Comic Standing,” “Everybody Loves Raymond”) talk Modern Family, Top Hat Cleaners, Johnny Carson, drunken Charlie Sheen, Bob’s Burgers, reinventing Last Comic Standing, chubby things, funny words, bedazzled sunglasses, radio DJs, Back to the Future, wise 32-year-olds, Doug Benson fan voices, vowels done the Entourage way, and Cole’s sad “Bandits” story.