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April12th

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The year: 1985.
The place: Canada
The event: The Peanut Butter Solution.

The outcome: Thousands of children were exposed to this lost treasure, and then went on to live their lives. Lives haunted by flashes of images, fear of alopecia, and a feeling that maybe their art teachers were great, great, great, great grandsons of Renoir.

The Peanut Butter Solution is a cinematic gem that is weirder than The Pirate Movie, The Electric Grandmother, and Tip Toes combined.

In four separate instances I have mentioned this movie and watched as friends’ eyes go wide; then they mutter, “I thought I dreamed that….” Slowly, more memories resurface. “And there was a pervy little Asian boy, right?” “Were there dogs chasing him down the street, nipping at his hair? Because I remember dogs.” Oh yes my friends, there were dogs. And pink karate uniforms. And so much more.

BONUS: The theme song, “Listen to the Magic Man,” is sung by a young and impassioned Celine Dion. Lyric Excerpt: “Listen to the mah-gic man, and bing BANG and ding DANG and oops! Your mind goes CLANG!”

Love, Vanessa

PS: What are the weirdest/fondest/most disturbing movies from YOUR past?

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  • Comment by @euphoriafish — April 12, 2011 @ 12:43 pm

    I don’t think I’ve seen this, and yet those pink karate uniforms ring a bell. My parents were too poor to pay for subpar kids movies, but I watched Nickeleodeon night and day for the first decade of my life and think I remember the trailer if they didn’t show the movie in between Bad News Bears and David the Gnome.

  • Comment by Grant — April 12, 2011 @ 4:47 pm

    I think HBO played the movie sometime during the late 80’s, I’m pretty sure thats where I saw it.

    And while it’s not that strange a movie, I have a fondness for Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead (a staple of HBO during summers in the early 90’s).

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